if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

god i thought i could do it but i cant i cant watch this all the way through 

is he on a tire swing

this my 9th-10th time watching this all the way through. I’m titanium-willed.

Holy mother of fuck, by the time he got to the end and started saying more I just audibly began to scream “SHHHUT UP SHUT UP PLEASSEE!!!”


Ummf her back dimples and butt

Pft. Sure that stuff is hot. But she might be able to fly a fucking plane. That so coooool.
Edit: Fucking bullshit ass autocorrect.


Ummf her back dimples and butt

Pft. Sure that stuff is hot. But she might be able to fly a fucking plane. That so coooool.

Edit: Fucking bullshit ass autocorrect.

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If this is real hopefully Kentucky has a lot of second amendment supporters and these idiots are put down quick.

Yo one of my friends is living in this shit right now and people are roaming around with guns, pipes & bats catching cars on fire. This is 100% real and happening now.

What the FUCK America

Lol I remember this. What a bunch of fucking try hards. I don’t even think it ever got off of the ground.

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I love how this post is like “Oh, clean up some of the nastiest, hard to clean shit with coke!” but doesn’t mention “Hey, you actually ingest this stuff that can clean CORRODED CAR BATTERIES.”


Heyyy this is because when you put carbon dioxide to make the carbonated water, you get carbonic acid. Carbonic acid varies in how much the pH is, especially in the different coke products. Strong enough to dissolve rust but not steel or any of the metals mentioned here.

But here’s the thing, carbonic acid is not one of the 6 strong acids. You know what is one of those? Hydrocholric acid. You know where you naturally secrete hydrocholric acid? Your stomach. Hydrochloric acid is some nasty stuff and WILL eat away at a screw if allowed to soak long enough. If you ever got just drop of a diluted solution on your skin in chem lab, then you can see where that would happen very easily.

The stronger acid wins. Your tummy is fine when you drink coke. Your tummy makes acid strong enough to fuck that corroded battery up. It can handle a can of coke. Please don’t swallow a screw or something to test this tho, please.

thank you science side of tumblr <3

Seriously. You could probably do all of these with lemon juice (citric acid) or vinegar (ethanoic, or acetic, acid) just because acids work in pretty similar ways. Actually, when you see people recommending vinegar as a household cleaner? This is what it’s doing!

Also, as someone who has accidentally inhaled hydrochloric acid fumes, TRUST ME, THE CARBONIC ACID IS MUCH BETTER.

Every time I see a hysterical post on modern food I just kinda point and laugh

Because dude. Dude.  You know what you breathe in and out every fucking second to survive? Oxygen. An incredibly corrosive gas that is probably responsible for more deaths across the history of the planet than anything else. Not only that, it’s a biproduct of photosynthesis. You literally rely on plant excretions to survive

Do you know what most of your body is made up of? Water. Which, given enough time, will destroy anything.

That morning coffee you like? Well shit, caffeine - lifeblood to many - is actually an incredibly potent nerve toxin (If you’re an insect). Plants actually produce that shit as an insecticide.

That refreshing zing from citrus?  Acid.  That juicy smack of a tomato? Acid and cadmium.  That tart in an apple? Arsenic.  That seasoning you put all over your fish and chips? Acid strong enough to destroy seashells - life that has evolved to survive living in a salt-drenched sea.

Stop being a tit and drink your damned coke.


It IS safe to say though that drinking/eating too many acidic foods CAN damage some things such as the esophagus or teeth - but it does require QUITE a lot of acid.


I hoped so damn bad that this was at the bottom as I said this aloud while reading the science breakdown. I was not disappointed.

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I am the media

I think Drake confused media with trash.


I am the media

I think Drake confused media with trash.


Kiss my ass, you guys

&#8230;I can&#8217;t say no to that demand.


Kiss my ass, you guys

…I can’t say no to that demand.

Hell yeah it is.

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England-based photographer Martin Kimbell uses long exposures and special lighting techniques to create spectacular light trails set against lovely landscapes. To capture each gorgeous spectacle, Kimbell attaches LED lights to a hoop and then tosses it up in the air to document the movement.

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No bullshit. Kim Kardashian Superstar. Is the shit&#8230;.just saying.

No bullshit. Kim Kardashian Superstar. Is the shit….just saying.

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The person I blogged this from deserves to have a great day

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Sweet mother of dragons&#8230;

Sweet mother of dragons…

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The shutter is clicked. The flash goes off and they’ve stopped time as if just for the blink of an eye…

Robin Williams in One Hour Photo, 2002

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